The Complete First Season

by MacGyver

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1.
Pilot 01:44
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2.
The Golden Triangle 02:24
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3.
The Thief of Budapest 02:46
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4.
The Gauntlet 01:52
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5.
The Heist 00:52
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6.
Trumbo's World 00:50
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7.
The Last Stand 01:42
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8.
The Hellfire 01:51
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9.
The Prodigal 01:03
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10.
Target MacGyver 03:09
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11.
Nightmares 01:40
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12.
Deathlock 02:36
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13.
Flame's End 02:05
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14.
Countdown (to the superbowl) 04:12
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15.
The Enemy Within 00:56
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16.
Every Time She Smiles 02:40
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17.
To Be a Man 01:22
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18.
Ugly Duckling 01:42
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19.
Slow Death 01:00
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20.
The Escape 01:15
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21.
Prisoner of Conscience 01:40
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22.
The Assassin 03:50
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about

Genre
Epic & Amazing

Band Members
Chicken [M.C. Gyver], Kylor, Boner, Jonny Philly, Dennis, Drew, Charlie D-Con, Matt D-Con, Link-but-not-Least.

Hometown
Poo-Page County

Record Label
Fuck a label, our music is free. That's right. FREE

Biography
Trapped in a basement with 2 cartons of cigarettes and enough beer to kill an adult yak, things weren't looking so good for our rag-tag group of geniuses. That is, of course, 'till they combined their powers of improvisation to form the ultimate weapon against evil.

Mac-Mac-Mac-Mac-Mac-Mac-MacGyver!

By focusing our strength, we have rocked our way through the foundations of suburbanite PooPage County and into an unsuspecting world.

Written and recorded in less than two days, our first album, The Complete First Season, is a tirade of aural superiority. Aural superiority diagramming the adventures of history's most powerful mullet;


Rich-fucking-ard. De-fucking-an. Ander-fucking-son.

Roger Ebert raves, "[MacGyver: The Complete First Season] ...is better than any of the nine thousand Quaalude-influenced, post-frot, sloppy preacher blumpkins I've received since I gave Snakes On a Plane a bad review!! Oh fuck, I'm lactating again!!!!!"

The Epic Journey - A Brief Overview:
-Stopping of a deadly chemical leak.
-Ample "quality time" in Burma.
-Searching for microfilm hidden inside a watch. [Fucking gypsies.]
-The recovery of $60 million in stolen diamonds from the U.S. Virgin Islands.
-Discovery of the Speed 2 script.
-Flight from assassins attempting to cut a fishing trip short.
-Bears-flavored ska.
-Infiltration of a Russian psych ward to save a political prisoner.
-The complete rocking off of your fucking head in the key of ultra sticky situations and household materials.


Spend some time and acquaint yourself with the other 18 songs we didn't put up here before! The entire [fucking entire] album is now available for absolutely free. Click here to to lift it from the interweb and begin MacGyvering everywhere!

Enjoy!

[If you want lyrics, fuck off.]

credits

released January 21, 2006

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ALL MY MUSIC IS FREE HERE! PUT $0 IN NAME YOUR OWN PRICE! Music collective started by Rob "CHX" Sulzmann. Also, an archive of all projects that CHX has been involved in.

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